10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.