10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com