10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.