10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.