10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.