10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson