10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus