10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls