10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.