10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for loners.
- Fook the floosh droo!