10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.