10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright