10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester