10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers