10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Fold and live to fold again
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant