10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!