10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Welcome to kicker school
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is for loners.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim