10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.