10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"