10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts