10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.