10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die