10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "No river, no fish."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.