10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph