10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "No river, no fish."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."