10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson