10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "No river, no fish."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.