10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Welcome to kicker school
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You have to piss with the dick you have