10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.