10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.