10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.