10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "No river, no fish."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.