10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth