10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Welcome to kicker school
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.