10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Welcome to kicker school
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is for loners.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- It's Free To Fold...