10 Random Poker Quotes

If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright