10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)