10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword