10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.