10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."