10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier