10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.