10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)