10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from