10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"