10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.