10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio