10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "No river, no fish."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.