10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.