10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz